So, the Earth and all the other planets have disappeared, and life as we know it is no more. The galaxy, all humans, all the space creatures everywhere, they all died of boredom. Killed off by the evil Planet SENSIBLE which spread its plague of darkness and monotony. It was always Monday, silence reigned and everybody was seriously serious. They destroyed everything in their path. Well, almost everything. The wildest party animals from every city, country, planet and galaxy survived.

And now, here we are on our planet called elrow. All together in one great, non-stop party. Though it's all a constant blast, we have our bare necessities; we can't live without music, we need a never-ending shower of confetti to survive, we all have to hide behind masks and disguises and we can only live in bouncy castles and other assorted inflatables.

As you can see here, on RowsAttacks, madness and absurdity are everywhere. Our elrowers, our men in black, our ghostbusters and the V lizards all together make up a great team. We're not complaining, this is f*cking brill!

And now we're ready to fight against Planet SENSIBLE.


Our interstellar station with its huge rocket will blast you straight to RowsAttacks. During the ride you'll be accompanied by flying saucers full of space creatures and other assorted astronauts. And an amazing universe full of new galaxies, planets, satellites and stars await you.


Even though we're far away on another planet and thousands of years have passed, Planet elrow is still rocking the same Rowera music. Earth may be history but those of us left, the crème de la crème of party lovers, are still addicted to good music, good vibes and dancing like there's no tomorrow. The best dance music is right here, so just timewarp yourself to the party!


On RowsAttacks we all live in harmony. ALIENS ARE WELCOME as well as the super hot people who come from the sun, the weirdos from the moon, the celebrities from the stars, the folk riding the big dipper… and we've even rescued all the great characters from films and cartoons! There's ET, the Mars Attack guys, Yoda and his crew, those friendly coneheads, the Guardians of the Galaxies, just to mention a few.

And YOU!

If you're reading this, it means you're still alive! You are one of the few galactic party beasts that survived. And your new Planet needs you. Get into shape before you come to this Show and choose your costume wisely. You're going to need it in this intergalactic mega-explosion of planets and space inhabitants. The War of the Worlds and Independence Day were nothing compared to what's going to happen here!